dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

death-by-lulz:

Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE ALL PERFECTLY SPACED
The band kids did it
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE ALL PERFECTLY SPACED

The band kids did it

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

bleubombshell:

dezzoi:

Source

Borzoi are so frickin cute

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.

Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

Something I must remember.

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS