melisamccalls:

make me choose || inthemiddleofa asked: scott or stiles

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

easterelf:

shutupgrayce:

conflictingheart:

Animals Jumping on Trampolines

This is the only thing to make me laugh today.

OMG THE BISON THOUGH HIS LITTLE TAIL WAGGING AS HE MUSHES HIS FACE IN

planet-express-inc:

I can never take shows like Man Vs. Wild seriously because like really guess who conquered that wild before you oh yeah the cameramen who filmed you following behind them you little bitch

troyler-slay-me:

There really was no holding back with this years senior quotes

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old



PRINCE OF WHALES.

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PRINCE OF WHALES.

ellendegeneres:

It turns out that Ed Sheeran wrote his song, “Don’t” about Ellen. 

cumbersomelovelybatch:

Thank you for this

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

shayyyxo:


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shayyyxo:

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